Oh Facebook, you are at it again with your amazing memes. I will play this game. However, here is a list of things you may not WANT to know about me- Mom Edition.
1. I hate to hear my baby cry not because I am so sad for her but because crying is annoying.
2. I hate to hear my 3 yr old whine not because I am sad for her but because whining is even more fucking annoying than crying.
3. I carry hemorrhoid cream with me at all times.
4. Sometimes I give my kids Chicken Nuggets.
5. Every time I give my kids Chicken Nuggets I give myself some too.
6. I take pride in the fact that my 3 year old calls people "Shorty" and uses 'syke' appropriately.
7. When we play Beauty Salon I have an alter ego named Charlene. And I think it is an Oscar worthy performance.
8. My youngest was 13 months old before I had a printed picture of her.
9. This list was going to be longer but my 'roids are acting up.